Shopping list porn

Oddly, one of my previous posts describing actual kinky things I bought and did not buy led to some inquiries as to what actually WAS on the grocery list I mentioned (you folks are the perviest people EVER!!)…

So, here it is… shopping list porn:

  • smelly cupboard stuff
    [yes, I copied this faithfully from my list word for word… ‘stuff’ is totally valid shopping list terminology!]
  • 30 second outdoor cleaner
    [has been on the list for months, I want to clean a dining room table and chairs that have been outside and are black with mould]
  • hair clip
    [I shove
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“can a submissive man have a normal relationship?”

Yes, yes he can!!!

Hello you, yes you, the one who googled that question and found this blog:

can a submissive man have a normal relationship?

It led you to this post: Advice for the newly minted submissive man

But oh my gosh… I love that you asked that question of google! I do, I love that, thank you!!

Yes, yes you can!!

Stick around, read a little, send me an email, something, but please believe that the answer is ‘Yes’!!!

** Wondering slightly if my version of ‘normal’ is anyone else’s, but for the purposes of this post, I

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My sent emails XI

Hello fuckmeintheassrightnowmistress,

Your nick demands a sexual act, your profile says nothing about you except that you do lots of anal and CBT, your profile photo is of some woman ‘doing’ a man, your friends list is full of only hot women, you are actively seeking any kind of woman at all (orientation irrelevant), your list of interests is play only…

Seriously, your claim that “[I am] here to do what you want for your pleasure” is simply not believable because you lack imagination as to what that might mean. I am a middle aged woman who wants her car … Continue Reading

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Bought and did not buy

I bought this on the weekend. It is beautiful, with 25 inch shoestring leather tails and a lovely hefty weight… *swoon*:

I did not buy this Vollers corset. I tried on a stunning red one and loved the cinched in waist and fabulous curvy look, but I really wanted black and he did not have any in my size… *cries and cries*:

I also bought groceries, but I know you don’t care about that!

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e[lust] #23

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~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Roadmaps of ConsentI fucking love consent. I love safewords. I can be much more cruel, and push much harder, if I trust my partner to tell me when I go Continue Reading

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Beating to music

Everyone (ok, a bunch of people) has been talking with delight about Rhianna’s S&M video. “Ooohh… hot!!”, they squeal with excitement. No, I am not going to link it here, it is rubbish.

While I can see why some BDSMers are excited about it (yes, I get it), for me, it’s… meh, whatever… same same, boring and stereotypical faux femdom in latex writhes around for the pleasure of men with some background props of men in gags and bondage… *yawn*

But this… this is hot and funny and just fucking hot to me. I wanted… more… I wanted the actors … Continue Reading

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Crash: Audio reading

I have been considering doing a reading on the blog for some time, so here it is.

It is this post: Crash.

It is a single, first take with mistakes and all, plus the ambiance of neighbourhood sounds (welcome to my home!)… This absolutely and definitively proves that Australians do NOT have an accent…

If you find it enjoyable and you are interested in hearing more, then comment wildly and with enthusiasm.… Continue Reading

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