I will be hugely surprised if you haven’t seen this yet, after all, you *use* the internet and it is everywhere already, but it hits the heights of such excellence that I am reblogging it anyway. This is about the billionth time it has been reblogged, retweeted, re-WTF’ed…
Gap’s new line. It still makes me laugh!
Hello Ferns
…I am writing simply to inquire if you might have a free moment to answer a few quick questions related to your work with Domme Chronicles. I am in the latter stages of putting together a textbook of sorts for journalism students that presents advice from current journalists and bloggers about various aspects of the craft, including writing about sex, love, and sexual health….
Best,
Journalism_Professor_Guy at the University of Somewhere, USA
Me? Talk about me?! Oh, hell yes!!
– First, simply put, what advice do you have for students interested in writing about sexual issues?
Write
Mostly I leave you to imagine the email I am responding to, but this one deserves a little backstory…
In response to my post here, where I coveted this t-shirt, a lovely reader of this blog with whom I have exchanged a few sweet emails offered to send it to me, or buy it on my behalf…
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Hello lovely_boy_reader,
That is incredibly kind of you. I would love that and will most happily reimburse you! *bounce bounce*
I will go and find the right size and we can sort out the details. Oh, how fun!!
Ferns
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We are sitting at the table, chat over… He gets up, heads to the kitchen to get us drinks. I lean back in my chair, watch him go, wait until he is across the room.
“Come back here.”
He turns, his expression a question, a slight frown, concerned that he has forgotten something. He comes back to me.
“Give me a kiss first.”
He smiles at me, “Yes, Ma’am!”
He leans down to me, I slip a hand around his neck and pull his mouth against mine, a warm, soft, sweet kiss. I release him and push him gently away. … Continue Reading
Saw Your profile and photos and love it
What did you love about my profile and photos, hmmm?
Or could it be that you sent this form letter to every dominant woman you could find?
Yes, I think the latter. My superior intellect and dommely powers tell me so.
Ferns
[…reply…]
Hello desperate_and_looking:
it’s just a common phrase
Actually, no. It’s a meaningless irrelevance that comes from sending a form letter which demonstrates that you are not sincere and that you are, in fact, spamming a gazillion women with this rubbish.
If you are truly serious,
Sometimes I have answers and they are answers that I don’t like very much. They are answers that piss me off. They are answers that give me this uncomfortable feeling in my stomach that everything is wrong.
I know why wankers calling themselves submissives behave like wankers to dominant women.
This guy, who after a couple of emails wanted to send me pictures of him in panties, was a wankering troll. He wanted someone, anyone, a vagina-owning someone to support his wanking, appreciate his wank material so that his wanking had more wank value to him due to his … Continue Reading
Ok, all submissives must now cover their eyes… go away now… go on… shoo!
Psssttt… Dommes… c’mere… Look, look what I found!!! *evil crafty grin*
Software to use for punishments:
Software that locks someone out of the internet for a certain amount of time.
… Continue ReadingYou set a time or a word count and the person has to keep typing until they are done, or the software sets off an annoying alarm, if you have it on the evil setting, it will start to backspace over text that has already been written… (there is a free online