This is what any of my writing actually is…

…blah blah blah current musings, relevant anecdote, nebulous/inconclusive observations about myself, occasional joke, relatable commentary on human needs…

…but what i am really always asking is, why doesn’t anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?

— wordsandturds.com

This quote made me laugh, so I’m sharing. And anyway, why *doesn’t* anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?!… Continue Reading

I went back to the fetish shop yesterday and had the weirdest experience.

The shop owner knows my first name, and I know his, that’s all.  Yesterday, we had this conversation:

Steve: I read your blog the other day… *big smile*

Me: [shocked… how is that possible when all he has is my first name?!] Um… what?

Steve: Yeah, I read your blog.

Me: [wizz… whirr… eh?] How did you know it was me?

Steve: You talked about your visit to the store…

Me: Oh yeah…

Steve: But, you didn’t mention the name!

Me: No, I don’t like to give … Continue Reading

This word cloud shows a glimpse of the tenor of this blog… I want a lot and maybe get it sometimes, and maybe I just like and need some fucking, and it’s like, never enough… or something…

I like very much how it puts random words together:

“scenario without reason”

“licking yes”

“disappear already”

“weakness getting men”

“slap fear blindingly”

“affectionate hurt”

I need to write more about kissing, obviously.

Happy new year, everyone!… Continue Reading

Finally, an easier way to get the zing zing!!

Can someone get on that and send me one, please? I need two of them of course (duh!), but I already have one… I just need the matching pair…