This is what any of my writing actually is…
…blah blah blah current musings, relevant anecdote, nebulous/inconclusive observations about myself, occasional joke, relatable commentary on human needs…
…but what i am really always asking is, why doesn’t anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?
— wordsandturds.com
This quote made me laugh, so I’m sharing. And anyway, why *doesn’t* anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?!
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Level 99 tease imo.
How many levels are there? I shall assume there are only 100 and be all smug and stuff…
Ferns
Ay ay ar ar ar gee ‘h’ imo
*laugh* That is your new safeword, spelled out in full, with the correct number of ‘a’s and ‘r’s.
Ferns
I always had a sneaking suspicion that you were a sexy robot.
Pffftt… I am obviously a sexy cartoon-stick-girl… only my voice is a sexy robot…
Ferns
“but I’m going to pat my tummy”
bwhauhahaha
I smell an Oscar… or something.
*laugh* Who knew that a tummy was just a cock-proxy… live and learn, eh?
“I smell an Oscar… or something.”
Oh yeah!
*sticks right leg out awkwardly, does a weirdly random throaty laugh*
Ferns
But the T-shirt…. What about the T-shirt??? That’s awesome too. It may sound strange compared to other stuff but please please please what about the T-shirt? Won’t somebody please think about the T-shirt???
Oh yeah – I still am.
A lot. My job is now thinking about the T-shirt. Still not giving a fuck about whatever all those word things say. Like T-shirt much. Strange urge to beg.
I am a little in love with you and your obsessive t-shirt fixation right now.
Ferns
~Laughing~… How totally awesomely fucking hot was that? Words failed him as he had to spell out “AARRRGGH”… I mean… That was just the BEST ever. Great stuff. See you at Cannes!
*laugh* I’m glad you liked it. I’m sure major film makers started out just like this!!
Ferns
XD You totally have to make more of those video things.
*laugh* I would, but you essentially only get to make one for free. After that you have to pay…
Obviously I need funding from a big movie studio… I am expecting a call from them any minute…
Ferns
Is LMAO at Steven Hawkins/Ferns porn right now!
Coug
*grin* Glad you enjoyed it…
“Stick people porn with no sex” is a whole new genre!
Ferns