Top 100 sex blogger!

I recently wrote this to someone an interesting man who I am enchanting:

I am the best at being modest… really, the best. No-one is more modest than me. If there were a competition for it, I’d so win! Twice. That’s how good I am at it.

So here I am. Being modest. Again. *laugh*

Rori over at Between My Sheets has painstakingly compiled her annual list of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers, and I am modestly letting you know that I am on it. Yay, me!!

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What I am doing

Things I have done today:

  • Removed old toenail polish
  • Cut and filed my nails
  • Buffed newly cropped nails
  • Moisturised my feet
  • Written emails to friends
  • Perused blogs
  • Read various Fetlife threads
  • Ripped the hairs out of my legs
  • Made lunch
  • Browsed fabulous shoes on the internet
  • Followed random web links
  • Shared irrelevancies on Twitter
  • Looked at sand in my apartment and wondered how it got there
  • Considered washing my car
  • Washed up
  • Decided what wine to buy
  • Looked up cocktail recipes
  • Made a shopping list
  • Looked at cheap corsets online
  • Did grocery shopping
  • Went to pilates
  • Thought about writing
  • Stared
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Conversations with a bot

A submissive man mentioned in a recent Fetlife discussion that he had started talking on IM with a ‘dominant woman’ that he met from one of the groups. He said she seemed interesting until he figured out that she was a bot.

In the interests of research, I sought out a bot to have a conversation with. It looked like this:

Me: Hello baby, how are you cutie pie?
Bot: With a keyboard.
Me: What?
Bot: Who blasts energy from his mouth.
Me: But but… you are weird.
Bot: Of course. Aren’t you?

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Love Our Lurkers day!

October 21st was International Fisting Day. Not really my thing, so I couldn’t get all excited about it.

However, today is Love Our Lurkers (LOL) day for bloggers. Now THAT’S something I can get behind!

It was started by Bonnie who said this:

On Thursday, November 10, many spanking, DD, and Ds bloggers will publish posts where they invite their readers to comment. Any reader, even first timers, are welcome to participate, but the people we really hope to hear from are our beloved lurkers. A lurker is a regular reader who doesn’t comment or otherwise let their presence be

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Red hot poker

NaNo is forcing me to post completely random things here because:
a) I have no mental energy to actually *write* anything,
b) posting *anything* here makes me feel like I’ve at least done *something*, and
c) I am procrastinating and therefore fucking about, and in said fuckery I am finding being sent random ‘stuff’ that tickles me.

Like this:

  1. Heat the end of a bent paper clip (or a similar size metal wire) over an open flame until it is red hot. Use a pair of pliers to hold the paper clip during sterilization.
  2. While it is still very hot,
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Parents on facebook…

This has nothing to do with femdommery, they just made me laugh.

– from Happy Place

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On frantic writing

“Giving yourself permission to write horribly is a really liberating process.”
– Chris Baty (founder of NaNoWriMo)

With that in mind, I am taking part in National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) in November, along with *every other blogger in the world who thinks they have a novel in them* (that’s ALL of us, you realise that, right?).

The objective of NaNo (see, how I am shortening it, like I am one of the cool kids?!) is to write 50,000 words in the 30 days of November; that’s 1667 words a day. The goal is to write quantity, not quality… to … Continue Reading

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