I crave your mouth: Audio reading

This is another request from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post by Peroxide, who doesn’t even really like poetry, but requested that I read Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda, which I have posted previously.

I love quite a few of Neruda’s poems; his passion and beautiful turn of phrase is compelling.

Enjoy.

Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day
I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.

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Admonishments said out loud: Audio

In this post, I fulfilled a couple of other reader requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they raawwwrr‘ post who wanted to hear me telling them what to do, all stern-like.

This was surprisingly difficult.

With the first one, to make it interesting, I had to kind of set up the entire scenario. In real life, I’d be much more likely just to go, “Go and do the chores, boy” and expect him to get up off his arse and go do it.

With the second, I was given a script that doesn’t at all reflect how I … Continue Reading

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Ferns for the aural: Audio

You asked for it, you got it!!

In this recording are some of the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post.

There is silliness and laughing and someone who might be me sounding very much like a Crocodile Dundee reject.

Enjoy.

The recording contains requests from:
– michael
– DumbDomme, Tom Allen
– Peroxide
– Coug
– # [Hash]
– ZeroToInfinity
– Jerome

The other requests are coming soon, in a blog post near you!… Continue Reading

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Like like like!!

Since it’s all about me all the time, and I like pats and positive reinforcement, I have added a ‘Like’ star-button to my posts.

I know most people who read don’t comment, but I also know that some of you keep coming back (yay!), so I assume you are finding something here that you enjoy.

*wave…* Hello there lovely anonymous reader people!!

The new ‘Like’ button is a clickable star, there, under my posts, the star next to where it says “Likes:“… It looks like this:

See it? Yes, there! It’s completely anonymous, so no-one will ever know … Continue Reading

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Dommes don’t speak, they rawwrrr

Hey, I’ve had a really fun idea!!

I’ve had a few people say how much they love an Australian accent and they seem to insist that I have one of those (despite the fact that I keep telling them that *I don’t have an accent*!!), and I got quite a good reaction to the readings that I have done previously…

…so here’s a game.

In the comments, you give me a phrase or some words or some quote that you want me to say in my non-Australian accent and I will record it and post it. Want me to … Continue Reading

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Vagina gym!

I bought a vagina gym!

Lelo Luna

Since I’m getting all fit and stuff, I figured, hey, how about vagina fitness?!!

So, I bought a vagina gym.

These Luna Beads by Lelo are a kind of ben wa balls. They are different weights: the pink are 28 grams and the blue are 37 grams. The balls themselves have smaller weighted balls inside them which shift as you move. You can use just one, or two at once, thereby varying the weight.

The theory is that the motion of the ‘balls within balls’ triggers your kegel muscles, so if you put them … Continue Reading

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Shit Ferns says #4

Random stuff I said recently, because I am an over-sharer…

…because *why isn’t there a baby savage in there*?!!

I must be running like a little tip-toeing fairy on amphetamines.

That’s a relief because the heaving bosom of moist emails will barely be able to keep their panties on.

I shall be over *there* pouting and sticking pins in a voodoo doll that looks very much like you!!

Pretty boys should be encouraged to post pictures, for the good of humanity.

…yay monarchy, you overprivileged free loaders!

I am terribly unoriginal, also lazy and forgetful. Oh, look at me

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