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Exercise audio porn

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I had another go at the recording I tried to make for my ‘gym bunny update’ post.

I actually invited my twitter peeps to breathe and pant and swear with me while I was doing it, so I was talking to them in the recording. Normally, I don’t talk while I am killing myself with uber cardio. Well, okay, I might do an ‘oh my god!’ or a ‘fuck’, but I don’t generally encourage people, or myself.

But this time, I am all about the encouragement!!!

So here it is, the high point of my 20 minutes on the bike:… Continue Reading

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Moved

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Not ‘moved’ in an emotional sort of way, but in a ‘physically moved house’ kind of way.

This is my fifth day without internet access. I have briefly snaffled access using an old mobile broadband thingie that I forgot I had. I am hoping to get connected for realz today.

Not having internet access is a strangely isolating experience for me. It makes me feel kind of anxious to not ‘talk’ to people I normally have pretty regular exchanges with. My twitter peeps have been kind enough to fill the void with some sweetness and silliness, thank you!

I’m not … Continue Reading

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Procrastination

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I’m moving on Monday. I hate moving. I hate packing, I hate unpacking, I hate change. I hate it all.

So I procrastinate.

This is what it looks like (imagine me dithering about this whole time…):

Right, I’ll do the clothes that I know I don’t need this week.
Wait, I need to put them in that big box, why are those clothes in that smaller box?
Oh yeah… ha! Old work clothes. I should probably throw them out.

*paws through clothes in smaller box*

Hey, that’s pretty cute, I’d still wear that… and that!
Ugh, okay not throwing it … Continue Reading

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randomness/  shit Ferns says

Shit Ferns says #5

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Random stuff, no context…

Suddenly, I will be cunty mcfuckface and you will be all ‘woah! WTF?’ and I’ll be all “Yeah IN YER FACE!!”

DICK! Also, he’s probably RACIST.

I have dubbed the annoying pain in my side ‘Harold’. Harold is short and pudgy and sweaty and very annoying. I have given him a name so I can say things like “Fucking Harold wouldn’t leave me alone today!” or “*sigh* Can’t run, I will wake up Harold”.

…now I have that site plus a google question “How big is an orca’s penis” forever logged against my identity. By the

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award/  randomness

Pimp me out

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On my ‘About me‘ page, I show off my ‘Top 100 Best Sex Blogger’ badges from 2010 and 2011 because I am all about the ego, you know.

Let’s see if I can make it to the top 100 in 2012 shall we?

If you want to help, put on your best pimp hat and pop over to Between My Sheets and make up something nice to say about me in the comments. It doesn’t even have to be true.… Continue Reading

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beautiful submissive men/  randomness

More photos of male submissive beauty please

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I am absolutely loving the contributions to this project so far. Thank you so much to everyone who has been kind enough to send me a photo. Submissions close on 24th July (Australian time, so there is a little wiggle room!).

Please note that SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED!

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Edited to add: See the results of this amazing project here: Submissive men: A celebration of beauty.… Continue Reading

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beautiful submissive men/  randomness

The beauty of submissive men

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What do you get a Domme for her birthday?!

It’s a dilemma isn’t it?

OR IS IT?!!!

My birthday is coming up.

I’m going to ask you lovely submissive men for a present.

Seriously, I am.

I want us to create something together. Yes, you and me dear readers.

It’s no secret that I enjoy the pretty: I think submissive men are sexy as hell, and I think that hotness can be found in many places and forms, and I want to see it from you.

What I would like to do is to gather photos that will both objectify … Continue Reading

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