December, geez.

For an introvert, it’s a kind of hell (only with really lovely well meaning folks. And presents!).

As I’m banging this out, I’m waiting for family to arrive. They will be staying with me for a few days.

Then I will go stay there for a couple of days a little later in the month.

Then one of them will be staying with me again for a few days before Christmas.

Then Christmas day all together again.

I have a tiny family, I’m not talking about dozens of people.

And yet, my head is already full. I’m … Continue Reading

I got hit on at a pub by a 20-something soccer player who had earlier been wearing a dinosaur onesie.

I told him he’d have had a better chance if he’d still been wearing it. He looked at me, looked down at the onesie that he was now carrying.

“What would you do if I was still wearing it?”

“Pat your tail…”

I thought he was going to trot off and put it back on.

He didn’t.

Shame.

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I skipped going to the gym on Wednesday. That means that this week I gymmed twice and went to pilates twice. … Continue Reading

I do this every year, because I HAVE NO SHAME. None. Zero. Shameless.

I’ve been in the Top 100 Sex Bloggers list for the last three years. Aw yeah I have!

But it’s not enough. IT’S NEVER ENOUGH!!

Because I am a greedy attention whore.

If you like my blog, if you read it every now and then, or if you read it obsessively like an obsessed reader-thing (thank you so much!!), if you get something out of it, or maybe you are just bored one day, please go and nominate me for consideration in the Top Sex Bloggers of … Continue Reading

Today I ordered a bag of dicks *laugh* (seriously, am I 13 years old that I am sniggering at that?).

If you hurry, you can get some too – Tantus grab bag: wonderful quality and super cheap for 72 hours. Go!!
Edited to add: The sale is over now. You can still click the link above and find some bargains, but no longer the super duper bargains I was pimping.

I bought these:

This purchasing frenzy is completely divorced from the fact that I have no-one to use them on, or with.

I’m funny with sex toys because I … Continue Reading