The very talented Submissive Guy Comics made (another) comic of me based on something I said on Twitter.
This one was a birthday gift – LOVE! *smile*
Thank you so much!!
Pimp my blog!
Given that some people have lost or moved their blogs due to actions taken by Blogger or WordPress.com, I thought I’d do a post purely to pimp out BDSM blogs.
I’m not just pimping those who have changed address, I am das über pimp: If you have a BDSM-related blog, I’m happy to give you a shout-out with my big furry hat and purple velvet jacket on.
Wonderful blogs that have recently moved
(if you follow them, make sure your feeds are up-to-date!)
Mystic’s Mind Fuck by Mysticlez
Submissive in Seattle by Peroxide
Fabulous blogs that have gone
… Continue ReadingBlogger & WordPress.com deleting sex blogs (PSA)
If you are on Blogger, you already know that Google (who owns Blogger) is deleting blogs with adult affiliate links or ads – they sent out an email to users about it.
In the last few days, friends on Twitter have been reporting that WordPress.com is also deleting sex blogs. Not for affiliate links or ads, but for violating their Terms of Service which prohibits ‘pornographic content’ (as it has since 2009). There is no definition of what ‘pornographic content’ is, so all sex blogs are under threat. WordPress.com users are not getting any warning at all. No email, no … Continue Reading
Sex noises
I don’t pay attention to the sounds I make when I am on the receiving end of pleasure. If I am paying attention to the noise I make, my focus is in the wrong place.
Mostly, I am inarticulately vocal. By that I mean that I don’t talk much, but I make sounds of pleasure… moans, groans, breathy sighs, maybe whimpers. They mostly mean some version of ‘more of that’ or ‘yes, there’ or ‘please, that’ or ‘soo good!’.
If I need to direct him, I prefer touch over voice. I will move his head to get his mouth where … Continue Reading
Twitterpated
I learned the word ‘twitterpated’ recently.
I thought it had something to do with Twitter.
It doesn’t.
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twit·ter·pat·ed [twit-er-pey-tid]
adjective Informal.
excited or overcome by romantic feelings; smitten.
Origin:
1942; first used in the movie Bambi; twitter + -pated
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Though it should have to do with Twitter.
Because of cuteness like this:
Want to see more awesome comics by this guy? Go to Submissive Guy Comics. The author is a submissive man who creates wonderfully funny and sweet D/s comics.
Are you on Twitter yet? Come and follow me so I can get all twitterpated … Continue Reading
Shit Ferns says #9
Random, no context.
The asked-for-cock-shot is the holy grail of cock shots, the zenith, the pinnacle, rare & precious
The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing… and so it goes…
What you actually have to do involves unicorn sweat, fairy dust, rat poison & a hairless goat
We’re not at a union negotiating table here…
I am a cock shot repellent. If only I could bottle it!
… Continue Reading…my wanking is an absolute single minded pursuit. Kudos to masturbation-multi-taskers.
Shit Ferns says #8
More randomness that made perfect sense at the time…
I am a sensitive flower you know! A SENSITIVE FLOWER WITH GUNS, FUCKER!
I feel like the proper answer to every thread is ‘If you are an idiot, stop posting, idiot’
A celebratory ‘fuck off!’ drink!
I want to create a profile called MistressDerp and then post derpy face pics and say derpy things. That would be fucking funny, right?
Just as well you aren’t a deaf mute little girl battling against all odds because then I’d be fucked!
… Continue ReadingI assume the result was an explanation of blow jobs, swallowing and