This has nothing at all to do with BDSM or D/s, but LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SPIDER!!

I walked into the kitchen yesterday morning and there it was. Lurking above the coffee machine. ABOVE THE COFFEE MACHINE! And I hadn’t had any coffee!! *sob*

I sat in the lounge room tweeting the horror and trying to convince myself that it was dead (I mean, its legs were all weirdly curled and such, even though I was all ‘if it’s dead, how is it staying on the wall?’ I attributed that to secret spider bizns because I really really REALLY wanted … Continue Reading

I’m having a problem with my comments at the moment. If you submit a comment, it IS working, I AM getting it, but for some reason, new comments aren’t displaying. Until later, at some random time. When they DO display.

I’m trying to fix it, but I didn’t want anyone to get frustrated thinking that their comments were going into the void and then getting annoyed and submitting it again (and again and again and ARRRGGGHHH JUST FORGET IT!!).

They aren’t disappearing.

They are just hiding temporarily…

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ETA 8 Apr: This has been fixed. So yay!… Continue Reading

I want to write ‘things’, but most are not worth a blog post (what IS worth a blog post, you may ask… fucked if I know!).

I don’t like how that feels, frankly. Sometimes this happens because I have lots of vague thoughts floating around in my head and I can’t grab any of them and make them solid, but lately it feels a little like my mind is empty. I have been doing some detailed stats work in the last couple of weeks and I fear that my brain has leaked out of my ears in the minutiae of … Continue Reading

Rational brain: “But but… he’s awesome and smart and funny and keen and attractive and and ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT!”
Emotional brain: “Meh”
Rational brain: “Well at least give it a good college try, I mean LOOK AT HIM, HE’S AMAZING!”
Emotional brain: “Oh, FFS, FINE THEN… “

*at some point a bit later*

Emotional brain: *shrug* “Yeah, I got nothin’”
Rational brain: “I fucking HATE YOU SO MUCH! WHY ARE YOU SO IMPOSSIBLE?!”

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Emotional brain: “HIM HIM HIM HIMHIMHIMHIM!!!!”
Rational brain: “But, look, he’s not even…”
Emotional brain: “STFU BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU!! SHUT UP SHUT … Continue Reading

Aw yeah, I started a tumblr: http://domme-chronicles.tumblr.com/.

“But why, Ferns?”

Well you might ask.

For the gaping void between ‘a proper blog post’ and ‘140 chars on twitter’ in which I am left flailing on my own with no social media into which to throw every passing thought. And because sometimes I just want to go “Look, LOOK!!”. Also, porn.

So if you are a tumblrarian, tell me who you are: I will follow the fuck out of you!

Also, I wanted to put this ear worm out there because if it bugs me, it has to bug you … Continue Reading