I can’t wait to have this conversation (hasn’t happened yet…):
Him: I would really like to see some references please.
Me: Hahehaehahaeahaeha…!!
Him: ??
Me: Oh… you’re serious? Ok. No.
Him: Oh…
Me: You are just have to get to know me, over time… You know… like normal people…
… Continue ReadingI will be hugely surprised if you haven’t seen this yet, after all, you *use* the internet and it is everywhere already, but it hits the heights of such excellence that I am reblogging it anyway. This is about the billionth time it has been reblogged, retweeted, re-WTF’ed…
Gap’s new line. It still makes me laugh!
Hello Ferns
…I am writing simply to inquire if you might have a free moment to answer a few quick questions related to your work with Domme Chronicles. I am in the latter stages of putting together a textbook of sorts for journalism students that presents advice from current journalists and bloggers about various aspects of the craft, including writing about sex, love, and sexual health….
Best,
Journalism_Professor_Guy at the University of Somewhere, USA
Me? Talk about me?! Oh, hell yes!!
– First, simply put, what advice do you have for students interested in writing about sexual issues?
Write
Sometimes I have answers and they are answers that I don’t like very much. They are answers that piss me off. They are answers that give me this uncomfortable feeling in my stomach that everything is wrong.
I know why wankers calling themselves submissives behave like wankers to dominant women.
This guy, who after a couple of emails wanted to send me pictures of him in panties, was a wankering troll. He wanted someone, anyone, a vagina-owning someone to support his wanking, appreciate his wank material so that his wanking had more wank value to him due to his … Continue Reading
Ok, all submissives must now cover their eyes… go away now… go on… shoo!
Psssttt… Dommes… c’mere… Look, look what I found!!! *evil crafty grin*
Software to use for punishments:
Software that locks someone out of the internet for a certain amount of time.
… Continue ReadingYou set a time or a word count and the person has to keep typing until they are done, or the software sets off an annoying alarm, if you have it on the evil setting, it will start to backspace over text that has already been written… (there is a free online
I don’t get the ‘sex as reward’ thing.
- He has to *earn* the right to touch me
- If he is well behaved, I *may* allow him to lick me
- When he has done x, y and z for me, then I will have sex with him
- IF he has gone above and beyond, I will deign to give him a blow job
It paints Dommes as sex-negative puritanical women who reluctantly ‘endure’ sexual activity because he ‘deserves’ it or has ‘earned’ it, so we have to ‘give it up’ as something ‘for him’. What?!!
It’s sex as a commodity in … Continue Reading
In the last 24 hours, on two separate occasions, I have told two vanilla men that I write ‘a sex blog’ and given them the name of it *.
That’s two vanilla men who I met while going about my business.
That’s two vanilla men who have my real name and phone number.
That’s two vanilla men who can now peek in here (hello R, L… yes, yes, this post is totally about you!).
That’s two more vanilla men than I have ever told EVER EVER EVER (unless my vanilla ex counts… he doesn’t does he? No no, he totally … Continue Reading