Finding my blog

Here’s a secret: If you want to send sweet anonymous love notes to someone with a blog, then you can totally do it with cute Google searches. Of course, it does rely on the author of said blog actually *looking* at this search data at some stage. Which I really don’t. Until I am doing a post just like this. Then I find the cuteness:

“domme chronicles queen of awesome and teh writing”
“domme chronicles ferns you are a smile making machine”
“domme chronicles ferns you are a voice of reason, thank you”
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Moo, motherfucker!

“If wanting some degree of intelligence in those I speak with makes me a cow… Well, then. Moo, motherfucker.”

That partial quote from someone’s profile (I didn’t note whose!) made me laugh so hard.

I am intending to use it as a retort when I get a ridiculous email:

Random idiot: Helo Mistress, r u want 2 fuk my ass?

Me: Moo, motherfucker!

Random idiot: WTF?! U bitches b crazy!

This thought makes me laugh every time.

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The long distance thing

I had my first Long Distance Relationship (LDR) before I even got onto the big bad world wide web.

Well, technically I had two before that, but this was the first one that started as an LDR in the way they do now, with some random contact down the wire.

I was in my mid-twenties, working for a large corporation. I happened to get my photo in the corporate newsletter (I seem to remember we were inspecting some private jet, I have no recollection why I was invited along for that!), and after the newsletter came out, I got an … Continue Reading

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“beautiful woman with a strap on harness…”

While I was away, I met up with another lovely submissive who lives in the same city as e. We had been emailing for a few months after I sent him a compliment on his thoughtful and original posts on Fetlife. The fact that he happened to live in the city I was travelling to was a convenient coincidence.

I had planned to meet him regardless of how it went with e because we got along so well, but I didn’t consider him a potential submissive: I don’t scatter my attention, and my focus was solely and completely taken. Still, … Continue Reading

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What any of my writing really is…


This is what any of my writing actually is…

…blah blah blah current musings, relevant anecdote, nebulous/inconclusive observations about myself, occasional joke, relatable commentary on human needs…

…but what i am really always asking is, why doesn’t anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?

— wordsandturds.com

This quote made me laugh, so I’m sharing. And anyway, why *doesn’t* anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?!… Continue Reading

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What is making you smile today?

Things that are making me smile today…

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My new favourite term: Carly-Simoning – present participle of Carly-Simon (Verb)
Origin: I made it up! Related to the song “You’re so vain“, and particularly the line, “You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you…”

Definition: When you think something is about you, but it’s not, you are Carly-Simoning.
Usage: I wasn’t even talking about you! You are completely Carly-Simoning!
Note: Carly-Simoning is the new black…

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My 11yo niece thinking I am awesome and actually asking me for music suggestions.

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On drinking…

I don’t generally drink much: I am kind of a lightweight with the drinking.

However, I am cleaning up this place that I have been staying in for about 12 days, and there are five empty wine bottles in the corner. In addition to this domestic drinkery, most nights I have gone to e’s place where we have a few drinks, then we go out, maybe to dinner, maybe to a bar, and… yes, you guessed it… have a drink… or two, maybe three.

He sent me a text just now:

“We drank two bottles of wine last night.”

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