Shit Ferns says #3

Random out of context stuff that I have said recently.

It’s its own special ‘thing’, like a ‘thing’ you read about when you read about ‘things’ that aren’t like other ‘things’…

Un-coffeed, I am kind of mean

You totally win injury finger porn wars!!!

I think Hitty McHitty-on-er-ton was over in the other corner with the fit brunette in the tiny shorts…

I think you absolutely *must* say something about your ‘journey’, whine about scammers, fit in at least one ‘lol’ (preferably with no relevant context), one smiley face :) to make you seem like a jolly nice chap, and

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Why chastity is hot

I never used to ‘get it’, I love my man’s orgasms, I love having him come for me, I love everything about it, so I wasn’t interested in having him NOT come. At all. Until I was.

I tried it with my last submissive as a few days of ‘no touching’ as a punishment, there was no ‘device’. I didn’t really expect much from it, I thought he would be frustrated and kind of annoyed, and then it would be done.

His response to it, though, was oh my fucking god incredibly hot and fascinating and so much fucking fun … Continue Reading

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And now… femdom porn…

If you have never heard of the movie ‘Verfolgt‘, why not? It’s a German film that has been marketed in English as ‘Hounded’ and ‘Punish Me’.

It’s a rare beast: a femdom story that involves a conflicted, older female dominant sadist and a much younger, pretty submissive masochist. It boasts fine acting and nary a latex or leather outfit in sight.

I found a link to a wonderful tribute to it, so here’s a preview:

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When I pet you

I love it when I gloriously intrude into your life: make you look at your email *again*, check your phone, obsessively hitting refresh (just in case), make you smile when you see my name pop up, make your heart leap Pavlovian into your throat, make your cock hard, wet when something strikes you just right, make you replay sweetness over and over, make you bounce with ‘Yespleaseabsolutely’ pleasure when I suggest we chat, make you laugh over some silliness, make you plaintively ask me *whyyyy* you have to go to bed because 4.30am isn’t even late and we are still … Continue Reading

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Afterwards, kissing

I love to kiss him when he is endorphined up and blissed, when everything in him is made soft and his eyes are glazed. He would be happy to lie there with me and float away, but when I touch his cheek he turns to face me, not really looking, not really, he is elsewhere, but I know he feels the feather-like touch through the haze.

His mouth is made so gentle when he is like this, his lips cushiony-soft and relaxed, and sometimes his tongue slips out to touch the tender skin there, abused and sore. In this state, … Continue Reading

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Happy femdom stories – Gabriel

This is a really sweet story from a young submissive who I contacted because I admired one of his photos (see right) on Fetlife. Leather and steel cuffs

When I set up this new template, I asked him for permission to use it. He very kindly said yes, and you can see it cycle through as one of the photos that I show in my header.

I’m delighted that he has shared his story, which reads a little bit like a dramatic romantic comedy with a happy ending. I love the happy endings.

Author: Gabriel

Honestly, this is a fairly complicated story so I … Continue Reading

Loves: 4
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Really really want

At the dog park, I pointed out to e how his dog would run enthusiastically up to a group of dogs, and then she would stand there on the edge and see who was interested in playing with her. A kind of “Here I am, everyone… I’ve done my thing, now if you want to play with me, you have to come to me” thing.

e looked at me. “That’s just like you…”

I looked back at him.

He said, “You really only want to be with someone who really really wants to be with you.”

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Loves: 8
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