Crushes

I love crushes. I do.

I know that ‘crush’ is a childish word, but it fits.

Crushes are something unique, intense and heart breaking, capable of making you soar, all dreamy-light, and equally capable of sending you crashing face first into the dirt. They usually don’t have intent, not really, realism is too mundane for a crush. They are fanciful, whimsical, the object of your crush can be completely untouchable, might be a word, a voice, a perception, an image. It’s sometimes even better when you never see the whole, just snippets flitting briefly into the light, enough to be … Continue Reading

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Vagina gym!

I bought a vagina gym!

Lelo Luna

Since I’m getting all fit and stuff, I figured, hey, how about vagina fitness?!!

So, I bought a vagina gym.

These Luna Beads by Lelo are a kind of ben wa balls. They are different weights: the pink are 28 grams and the blue are 37 grams. The balls themselves have smaller weighted balls inside them which shift as you move. You can use just one, or two at once, thereby varying the weight.

The theory is that the motion of the ‘balls within balls’ triggers your kegel muscles, so if you put them … Continue Reading

Loves: 6
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More from Formspring!

Ooh ooh, more questions from Formspring… I am loving that thing. Fun!

You CAN see the latest Formspring Q&A anytime under the Ask Me! link at the top there, but yeah, I know, that requires a whole ‘move-the-mouse-and-click’ level of effort and I don’t blame you one bit for not wanting to do it, so here they are…

The girl I like thinks she’s a domme, but I feel she’s got it all wrong focusing on the acts instead of the relationship. She demands to use strap-on on me, and I have to doing all the housework when she Continue Reading

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Shit Ferns says #4

Random stuff I said recently, because I am an over-sharer…

…because *why isn’t there a baby savage in there*?!!

I must be running like a little tip-toeing fairy on amphetamines.

That’s a relief because the heaving bosom of moist emails will barely be able to keep their panties on.

I shall be over *there* pouting and sticking pins in a voodoo doll that looks very much like you!!

Pretty boys should be encouraged to post pictures, for the good of humanity.

…yay monarchy, you overprivileged free loaders!

I am terribly unoriginal, also lazy and forgetful. Oh, look at me

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Clothes of boyfriends past

It is cold tonight, and I am, coincidentally, wearing three articles of clothing from boyfriends past.

It is unintentional, and sweet.

My sweatshirt, too big, an unattractive colour really, is one that I grabbed out of my first submissive’s ‘give away’ bag when we were clearing out clothes to take to good will. He probably had it for quite a while before I took it. I plucked it out of the box by the front door.

“I’ll have that,” I said, putting it on.

He looked at me in it.

“It looks good,” he said.

I laughed, twirled.

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Loves: 3
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Check my workouts!

At the end of April 2012, I started a ‘body project’ with the aim of looking more awesome naked. On 25th May, I did a call out for folks to join me in a fitness blitz. Some amazing folks heeded the call and we’re working together in a group we affectionately call the ‘Ferns Workout Crew’ (#fwocrew on Twitter).

The link below will take you to my workout log so you can see how I am faring:

Ferns’ Workout Log

The workout crew participates in random weekly commitments to workouts to help us stay motivated. You can check out Continue Reading

Loves: 13
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Domme: Online training part II

STILL not what you thought, random searchers!

*sigh* Oh, okay then. Drop trou and give me 20 push ups. Then 20 more. Then… well, you see where I am going with this… Don’t stop until I have finished talking to the nice folks…

With that out of the way, and to close this training topic off as a non-topic, but sort-of topic for my blog, I have set up a page specifically for gym stuff, workout tracking and rrraaawwwrrr flexy fitness stuff.

It’s here:

Check my workouts!

I’ve put a link over in my sidebar (look look, over there, top … Continue Reading

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