Submissive men: A celebration of beauty

© Submissive men are beautiful by Ferns

There were over 100 submissions in response to my call out for photos showing off the beauty of submissive men. I cannot tell you how delighted this makes me.

My goal was to produce something amazing with the images, something that shows the glorious diversity and beauty of submissive men, all stunningly different and unique.

Thank you to everyone who trusted me enough to contribute their photos. It was an absolute joy and a privilege to receive them, and it was incredibly happy-making to work on this project. I hope that seeing the myriad of beautiful submissive men in … Continue Reading

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Birthday nudity

Far be it from me to break from the annual tradition of gratuitous birthday nudity.

My gift to you.

Ferns nude striped

As always, presents, good wishes, over-the-top-flattery… all most welcome! I mean, it’s my BIRTHDAY!

** Edited to add: In response to some questions, yes, that’s a photo of me.… Continue Reading

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Gym bunny update

Biceps, baby!
Yesterday was the last day of my 12 week gym blitz!!!

In the three months that I committed to, I only missed two days of my 6-day-a-week program, a feat of which I am inordinately proud. I’m pleased with the results… I mean, you saw the photo, right?!

You didn’t?

WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE JOINED ME AND THE WORKOUT CREW!!! I sent them all a copy…

Since you didn’t join me, you get a cropped version (see there, at the right… yes there) ======

Squint and then tell me you see the bulging bicep, if you want to be … Continue Reading

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Foot fetishists, come talk to me

I was randomly sending foot photos that I found while I was trawling for porn doing important research to a friend of mine. He has a foot fetish, I thought he might like them. Each time, he came back with a shrug and some comment like, “Too much man-hand, not enough woman-foot!”

My lack of understanding of good foot porn finally had him shaking his head and remarking:

My feet

“You have really pretty feet. You have a shoe fetish, yet you have no idea what a foot fetishist wants to look at.

It’s like how dogs have a great sense of

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What is making you smile today?

Things that are making me smile today…

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My new favourite term: Carly-Simoning – present participle of Carly-Simon (Verb)
Origin: I made it up! Related to the song “You’re so vain“, and particularly the line, “You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you…”

Definition: When you think something is about you, but it’s not, you are Carly-Simoning.
Usage: I wasn’t even talking about you! You are completely Carly-Simoning!
Note: Carly-Simoning is the new black…

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My 11yo niece thinking I am awesome and actually asking me for music suggestions.

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Being able to tell … Continue Reading

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Random rope

I recently got my first hemp rope… I tried to find beautiful foot ties (with instructions!) to play with some self bondage, but couldn’t find any.

So I improvised.

 

It feels lovely against the skin, it smells like country hay, and it leaves quite sweet marks.… Continue Reading

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Happy birthday to me!

And yet, even though it’s *my* birthday, I am giving *you* a gift… that’s two years in a row! My nudity is now officially an annual event!

 

And yes, it’s really me (I know at least one of you was going to ask!). The photo was taken on the rocky headland of one of the gorgeous beaches here.

Happy birthday wishes, presents, singing, cake, champagne, sweetness, ego petting and other goodies welcome…!… Continue Reading

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