I haven’t posted a picture of any fabulous heels in forever! Since moving to the beach, I can’t really justify frivolous heeled purchases because wearing them to the local surf club seems like overkill (to be clear I HAVE worn heels to the local surf club and it was totally overkill *smile*).
This pair was a generous gift from a very sweet submissive man on Twitter. They are a fabulous nude colour, with sky high heels, and delicate ankle straps.
I just love them.
Happy birthday to me!
My traditional birthday nude is turning more into ‘something I label as nude, but clearly isn’t’.
But it’s my party and I’ll cliché-fake-nude if I want to!
Wish me happy birthday, or at least click the little ‘Likes’ star so I feel loved.
And send champagne. I obviously shouldn’t have to get my own on my birthday!… Continue Reading
Since I didn’t quite manage the traditional birthday nude this year, I’m posting an ‘end-of-year’ nude.
This is NOT the start of a new tradition that will go down the path of an eventual ‘blogful o’ nudes’!
It’s more an ego-driven “Aw hell, these weren’t done in time to make the ‘birthday nude’ date, and I love some of these shots!” thing.
Happy new year, dear readers! May 2014 bring you so much happiness and joy that you just don’t know what to do with yourselves.… Continue Reading
Do you know how hard it is to show off back muscles? Yeah, really hard.
Still, I managed it by pretending to do lat pullups on some outdoor equipment in the park.
So, RAAWWWRRRR!!!… Continue Reading
I did a photo shoot last week and the set included a bunch of muscle-shots, which are a *vast* improvement on my usual rubbish-light-and-angle selfies.
Though when I say ‘muscle-shots’, I am being somewhat generous and might better describe them as ‘trying-to-show-off-muscle shots’.
Even though I’m not big, I DO see some fabulous muscle definition when I’m avatar-sized (see right with the distinct bicep, deltoid, lat, whatever-they-are muscles being visible there), and then I get disappointingly less and less fabulous as you make the photo bigger (see below).
WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?
Obviously I need to be … Continue Reading
More birthday shoes!!
These fabulous nude patent leather heels were a gift from a lovely submissive man who convinced me with his polite insistence that I really *must* have them (thank you!).
Unfortunately, they are just a tad too small, so I am going to have to return them *sad face*.
Still, not sharing would just be selfish, right? So here they are.
Dear world,
It’s my birthday.
In honour of this momentous occasion, and as tradition dictates, I am sharing yet another photo of me where the majority of the pixels are bare skin*. See me glorying in your cancerous sunlight yet again!
Please send presents.
Sincerely, Ferns
Hit the ‘Likes’ star. Yes that one just down there. It’s my birthday, so you have to do what I say.
Also leave a sweet comment. Go on!
Did I mention that it’s my birthday?
* Since I get asked this every time I post one of these photos: Yes, of course that’s … Continue Reading
