Moo, motherfucker – part II !

*laugh* OMG, really?!!!

Moo motherfucker

Seriously, is this a ‘thing’ now?

I sooo hope it’s a thing.

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e[lust] #36

** Note: I never post the image that comes along with e[lust] because it is invariably of a naked or partially naked woman posed in some sexy way. Those images are not what I want to look at, so I skip them. This is the first one I can recall that is of a partially naked male (with a cute arse, and doing kitcheny things!)… Yay for naked men!


Photo courtesy of A Couple of Wankers

Welcome to e[lust] – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking … Continue Reading

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My sent emails XXXII – drunk version

hello Jay,

I am drumk, whoicnh mans slow and terrible typing, wihc I am too lazy to corect because, I am lazy
an d drnk!@

I hpe yhou had a great day, cutie pie, and mickey mouse was sweet to you.

Good moening , Jay

*big hug*

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Shit Ferns says #3

Random out of context stuff that I have said recently.

It’s its own special ‘thing’, like a ‘thing’ you read about when you read about ‘things’ that aren’t like other ‘things’…

Un-coffeed, I am kind of mean

You totally win injury finger porn wars!!!

I think Hitty McHitty-on-er-ton was over in the other corner with the fit brunette in the tiny shorts…

I think you absolutely *must* say something about your ‘journey’, whine about scammers, fit in at least one ‘lol’ (preferably with no relevant context), one smiley face :) to make you seem like a jolly nice chap, and

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Why chastity is hot

I never used to ‘get it’, I love my man’s orgasms, I love having him come for me, I love everything about it, so I wasn’t interested in having him NOT come. At all. Until I was.

I tried it with my last submissive as a few days of ‘no touching’ as a punishment, there was no ‘device’. I didn’t really expect much from it, I thought he would be frustrated and kind of annoyed, and then it would be done.

His response to it, though, was oh my fucking god incredibly hot and fascinating and so much fucking fun … Continue Reading

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And now… femdom porn…

If you have never heard of the movie ‘Verfolgt‘, why not? It’s a German film that has been marketed in English as ‘Hounded’ and ‘Punish Me’.

It’s a rare beast: a femdom story that involves a conflicted, older female dominant sadist and a much younger, pretty submissive masochist. It boasts fine acting and nary a latex or leather outfit in sight.

I found a link to a wonderful tribute to it, so here’s a preview:

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