Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.

Ferns

… *drool*

Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.

Ferns

…???

I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.

Ferns

…!!!

CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!

Ferns

Yes yes, I am totally trawling my sent emails for blogging material. Deal with it.

A very kind and astute reader of this blog informed me that she had found a photo of my boy on a profile on CollarMe. Was it my boy? Nooooo, it was not…

Really??!!

Strangers on the internet tell lies and are not to be trusted??!! I can scarcely believe it!

Hello lying_scumbag,

The photo you have on your profile is one that I took of my submissive.

You have perhaps taken it from malesubmissionart.com or from my blog in the mistaken belief … Continue Reading

Welcome to my Sent emails folder. Enjoy.
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Hello best_slave_evaevaeva,

Do you know what impresses dominant women? Smart men. Do you know what smart men do? They read profiles of said dominant women and only email those who say they are looking for what the man has to offer.

Then, when they email this dominant woman who is looking for the same thing that they are looking for, they do so with a view to getting to know her better, to exchange information, to have a normal conversation, to see if they are compatible.

Do you know what dominant women … Continue Reading