I actually answered a personal ad by a local man that I happened across on Craigslist because it made me laugh.
I didn’t keep a copy, but it read something like this:
“This weekend I’m planning to rob a bank, steal a boat, then fake my own death.
I need a lady accomplice. Must be able to make sandwiches and have a sexy attitude.
We will escape to a private island where we will have our monkey butlers serve us pina coladas.
Are you in?”
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Subject: Robbing a bank, stealing a boat, faking a death
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