audio/  musing

Baby: Audio

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This is what I sound like when I am slightly drunk, when I am writing and suddenly typing seems like too much trouble so I decide on audio instead, when I am languid and lounging on the couch, a slight slurring, almost in too much stupor to force the words past my lips…

I suspect this is similar to how I sound after sex.

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I like the pet name ‘baby’.

It’s not because I infantalise my submissive.

It’s because to me it communicates sex and caring and sweetness, all of those.

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audio/  randomness

Sexy British voice being creepy for me

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Oh god. I cannot stop laughing.

RawrRawrDinosaur has recorded my hateful and creepy comments in his utterly sexy British voice. It’s fucking hilarious and brilliant.

I love this so much! *laugh*

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about me/  audio/  interview/  musing/  randomness

Another chat with me!

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© Masocast by UnspeakableAxe

My second Masocast interview is live (the first is here)!!

A wonderfully sweet benefactor offered for-real moneys to ask me some very interesting and thoughtful questions, I spill my guts, laugh a lot, and blather more, and the lovely Axe pretends he isn’t just talking to me for the money!

I also do an audio reading of ‘Conflict’ at the end.

I know: SO MUCH STUFF!!

Random quotes:

I have a blog where I just go ‘bllarrgghh’…

…the other is to go “Ahh, fuck it…”

How do I know? I just know. I don’t know.

If it was that

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audio/  reading

Because she would ask me why I loved her: Audio

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For Mystic: Her favourite poem.

Because she would ask me why I loved her
by Christopher Brennan (1870-1932)

If questioning would make us wise
No eyes would ever gaze in eyes;
If all our tale were told in speech
No mouths would wander each to each.

Were spirits free from mortal mesh
And love not bound in hearts of flesh
No aching breasts would yearn to meet
And find their ecstasy complete.

For who is there that lives and knows
The secret powers by which he grows?
Were knowledge all, what were our need
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audio/  musing

‘Moo, motherfucker’ ringtone

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Yes, really! *laugh*

Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview.

It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals.

How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??!

No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak knives*.

Download here: Moo-Motherfucker

You’re welcome!

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* And by ‘free set of steak knives’, I mean ‘there are no free steak knives’… Continue Reading

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Come and sit in on a chat with me…

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© Masocast by UnspeakableAxe

Do you want to sit in on a chat with me? Pretend we are in a bar, having some champagne, and having a cosy little chat? You can, sort of!

Unspeakable Axe and I talked for nearly three hours when he interviewed me for Masocast. His interview style is lovely, so it’s a low key, casual, friendly chat where we cover a whole range of topics.

He then had to trawl through my ramblings to edit it down to about an hour and twenty minutes (nice work, Axe!).

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audio/  NaNoWriMo

NaNo snippet: Audio

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Bondage shoes

I know most of you probably didn’t notice that I still had one more request to fulfil from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post way back in June.

I was asked for a snippet from my NaNo writing from last year. A cheeky request! I recorded this soon after the request, then stalled on posting it because I wanted to find a snippet I liked better. Then trawling through 50k words to find something I liked better seemed like too much work. So I stalled some more.

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