Okay fine, it’s NOT ‘found femdom’ because it’s M/m, but it’s still so so delightful :).
John Oliver has been doing a running gag on Last Week Tonight all year: Intermittently and randomly expressing an extreme masochistic obsession with Adam Driver. It is both cute and hilarious, and I’ve been delighting in it over on twitter since the beginning of the year (as evidenced below):
John Oliver:
"Adam Driver can do whatever the fuck he wants
Step on my throat, Adam Driver, you rudely large man
Break my fingers, you brooding mountain"
LOLOLOLOL pic.twitter.com/dmBbfGof3u— Ferns (@Ferns__) February 25, 2020
John Oliver's masochistic obsession with Adam Driver continues and I AM HERE FOR IT!
"There's only one infectious disease that 2/3 of the world should be getting right now, & that's Adam Driver fever
Shatter my knees you fuckable redwood
Snap off my toes you big unwashed buffalo"— Ferns (@Ferns__) March 6, 2020
I am never going to get sick of John Oliver's crush on Adam Driver :DD
"Everyone's minds turned immediately to getting absolutely bone-crushed by Adam Driver. Choke-slam me to hell you nasty shed. Jam your mandible-claw down my throat you irredeemable steer." pic.twitter.com/6gVbffajti— Ferns (@Ferns__) May 27, 2020
"This human wall, I think we all know how I feel about that. Collapse on my chest you impenetrable barrier. Crush my rib cage, you load-bearing behemoth."
-John Oliver
I will NEVER get sick of his crush on Adam Driver :D pic.twitter.com/mdJP6Xuk7N— Ferns (@Ferns__) August 30, 2020
I genuinely hope John Oliver never gets over his crush on Adam Driver and making up 'all the things I want Adam Driver to do to me' <3
"Dislocate my ankles, you rusty cello. Tie my fingers in a square knot, you emotionally unavailable water tower."
:DD— Ferns (@Ferns__) October 20, 2020
These are just a few of the snippets from his show:
It is an odd and rather wonderful silliness, and Adam Driver’s 6’2 of strange-beautiful awkwardness is a worthy target for his obsession.
In his final episode for the year, Oliver went all in with this scenario, and it is absolutely glorious in all the ways.
Adam Driver: And now you’re what?
John Oliver: I’m America’s naughtiest bitch
Adam Driver: …sure, but more importantly, you’re…?
John Oliver: Um… six feet of nasty spankable bird-meat crammed into a suit?
GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GOODNESS :D.
I’ve watched this so many times now, and every second of their facial expressions throughout is absolute perfection :D.
Enjoy.
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I saw this when it aired the other day, and it was great. Adam seemed a little too uncomfortable for me to find it kinky, but it was hilarious none the less.
So great! :)
I attribute that discomfort to fine acting on Adam’s part because he’s supposed to be super uncomfortable about it :). Either way, I just love both of them in this <3.
Ferns
I’ve really enjoyed watching the Oliver/Driver thing for as long as he;s been doing it this past year but this last bit was the BEST!
YEEESSS! :))
Love it so much!
Ferns
Yes. It’s fun.
Funny guys