Once upon a time, in a land far far away, my girlfriend and I were play partners with a male dominant. My limits were no kissing, no sex, no oral. He was allowed to touch me, but I wasn’t interested in touching him.
My girlfriend had no such limits, and was astride him when I walked into the bedroom we were all sharing.
He beckoned me onto the bed.
I said, “No thanks.”
He tried to convince me. I can’t even remember what he said, but I remember thinking “What a patronising bunch of bullshit”.
I said, “No thanks.”
He said something about how I was “repressed” and should “loosen up”. I resisted saying something about how I found him physically repulsive.
Then I curled up on the floor and tried to sleep.
Worst. Threesome. EVER!!!
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… Which reminds me of the time I was invited to become part of a threesome by two women at a customer’s site, and I explained that I prefer to disappoint my women one at a time.
Had I known how my marriage was going to work out, I would have gone for it.
“I explained that I prefer to disappoint my women one at a time.”
*laugh* Badum tssshh!
Ferns
This was not what I was expecting when I saw the post title.
*laugh* I like to surprise…
Ferns
Ur doin itz rong
Coug
Huh. Well that explains why it wasn’t as awesome as everyone made out…
Ferns
And I thought I’d had some rough threesomes! This one? Way worse. I must say you’re a more generous woman than I am.
*laugh* I’ve had a worse foursome. I still wish I’d left with the toaster.
Ferns
Wow now this is uncanny: I had a similar experience to this just last night…. except instead of slowing down the process I halted it altogether by kicking the two other players (females) out of my house! You don’t want to learn what I have to offer? Fine! Have shitty sex with shitty people then and keep me out of this! I have work to do!
That IS uncanny!! Maybe this sort of threesome-fail is really super common and no-one ever really talks about it!!
(though really, mine was a non-starter since I never EVER intended to have sex with the dude, much less with the two of them)
Ferns
In my best “Dirty Dancing movie tone”..
Nobody puts Ferns on the floor!
I was invited to a threesome once with two women. Neither I had an emotional attachment to. However, I still declined it because I simply don’t share regardless. Too many insecurities already without having to share.I prefer the passion between two people myself.
And I can’t imagine EVER EVER EVER being more interested in some man than a breathtakingly gorgeous woman as yourself. But hey that’s me.
Respectfully,
Mysticlez
Yeah, I can’t really imagine it for myself, even if I WAS attracted to both parties (completely and utterly unlikely to happen EVER) or if one of them was mine (in which case I hit a ‘sharing’ problem, same as you).
“And I can’t imagine EVER EVER EVER being more interested in some man than a breathtakingly gorgeous woman as yourself.”
Pffftt… of course not :P.
Ferns
I had a very similar problem. My ex-domme is poly and also had a boyfriend, whom I found physically repulsive. Go figure. The relationship didn’t end well, but very soon. ;)