I want to write ‘things’, but most are not worth a blog post (what IS worth a blog post, you may ask… fucked if I know!).

I don’t like how that feels, frankly. Sometimes this happens because I have lots of vague thoughts floating around in my head and I can’t grab any of them and make them solid, but lately it feels a little like my mind is empty. I have been doing some detailed stats work in the last couple of weeks and I fear that my brain has leaked out of my ears in the minutiae of … Continue Reading

Rational brain: “But but… he’s awesome and smart and funny and keen and attractive and and ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT!”
Emotional brain: “Meh”
Rational brain: “Well at least give it a good college try, I mean LOOK AT HIM, HE’S AMAZING!”
Emotional brain: “Oh, FFS, FINE THEN… “

*at some point a bit later*

Emotional brain: *shrug* “Yeah, I got nothin’”
Rational brain: “I fucking HATE YOU SO MUCH! WHY ARE YOU SO IMPOSSIBLE?!”

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Emotional brain: “HIM HIM HIM HIMHIMHIMHIM!!!!”
Rational brain: “But, look, he’s not even…”
Emotional brain: “STFU BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU!! SHUT UP SHUT … Continue Reading

Aw yeah, I started a tumblr: http://domme-chronicles.tumblr.com/.

“But why, Ferns?”

Well you might ask.

For the gaping void between ‘a proper blog post’ and ‘140 chars on twitter’ in which I am left flailing on my own with no social media into which to throw every passing thought. And because sometimes I just want to go “Look, LOOK!!”. Also, porn.

So if you are a tumblrarian, tell me who you are: I will follow the fuck out of you!

Also, I wanted to put this ear worm out there because if it bugs me, it has to bug you … Continue Reading