Q&A from Fetlife discussions…
Q:
I hear big-dick subs are rare. Have any women been searching for a big-dick sub and would you accept a first-timer on account of his meeting the physical standards you desire?
A:
~rolls eyes~ Yes, you are sooo rare and a speshul snowflake and all the dominant wimmins will want you because you have a sizable dick because that is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER and most submissive men don’t have a dick at all, at least, that’s what I’ve heard so it must be true…
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~Laugh~ “… and when she says 'give me six inches and make it hurt' I give her two inches three times and punch her in the face”
slapshot: “…when she says 'give me six inches and make it hurt' I give her two inches three times and punch her in the face” “
That was soooo wrong, but it still made me laugh!!!
Ferns
LOL to both the comment and the post
I think he missed head out of the initial post and no they aren't rare all too common alas :)
Coug
OMG there are big dick subs? Where have I been? *gasp*
Faith
LOL :D
I'm not sure it's possible to 'be' a big dick and still call yourself submissive. Personally my physical requirements have more to do with endurance! Too funny!
I've encountered some subs online who were apparently big ole dicks, do they count?
Personally, I make every man in my harem do the coke bottle test. If your cock isn't bigger than a bottle of coke you are unworthy of entrance to the forbidden pleasure house where all my manslaves devote their days to orgiastic pleasure.
Oh, and if they are totally hung up on their cock size and think it makes them special, even better!
Damn, now I'm getting ideas.
Coug: “I think he missed head out of the initial post and no they aren't rare all too common alas”
“Big dickhead subs”? *laugh*
I'm sure there are some who would still be happy with that because hey, big dick(head)!!
Ferns
N: “LOL”
I keep coming back here to add comments, and the whole thing *still* makes me laugh!
Ferns
Sweets: “I'm not sure it's possible to 'be' a big dick and still call yourself submissive.”
Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with you there. They may be genuinely submissive and still be complete and humungous dicks. Unfortunately the former does not magically wipe out the latter.
“Personally my physical requirements have more to do with endurance!”
Ok, now I want, nay, NEED to know how you ascertain their suitability in this area for you before taking them on…? Do you present different scenarios and demand proof of their claims in a series of tests? Like the olympics? Fun!!
Ferns
dishevelleddomina: “Personally, I make every man in my harem do the coke bottle test. If your cock isn't bigger than a bottle of coke you are unworthy…”
You mean exhibit A, right… not exhibit B? *laugh*
Ferns