“This toy makes me want to fuck”. It does. Kneel here. Get it wet. Let’s get started. 
My traditional birthday nude is neither traditional nor nude. I’m okay with it. Wish me a happy birthday, click ‘like’ so I know you’ve strap-onned (is SO a word, and no I don’t mean ‘strapped-on’) with me. Oh, and send me presents. […]
Birthday nudity
Far be it from me to break from the annual tradition of gratuitous birthday nudity. My gift to you. 
As always, presents, good wishes, over-the-top-flattery… all most welcome! I mean, it’s my BIRTHDAY! ** Edited to add: In response to some questions, yes, that’s a photo of me. […]