My sent emails XXIX

** I received the incoming email that solicted this response on CollarMe, where the sender’s profile picture is automatically included with any email they send. This sender’s profile picture was of his arsehole pointed at the camera (eeeuuww!).

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Hello subboywhoever,

Thank you for your email and I do hate to be negative, but receiving your arse in my inbox does not endear you to me. I don’t know you, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR ARSE?!!!

I know, I know, you are going to say: “But but… Ferns, I am not showing *you* my arse, I am just showing … Continue Reading

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Continuing the day – part II

the day continues…

You are reading the paper, I am sitting with legs around you, writing and half listening to you tell me about what is going on in the world.

I tell you to go get moisturiser and you hurry off and back. I offer my hands first, and you start there with a hand massage, I tell you not to linger, I’m hungry, so you will pick up the pace and rub me with it. I will move to give you access to various body parts and scold you if you are just playing, and you will … Continue Reading

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2011 roundup

This word cloud shows a glimpse of the tenor of this blog… I want a lot and maybe get it sometimes, and maybe I just like and need some fucking, and it’s like, never enough… or something…

 

Word Cloud

 

I like very much how it puts random words together:

“scenario without reason”

“licking yes”

“disappear already”

“weakness getting men”

“slap fear blindingly”

“affectionate hurt”

I need to write more about kissing, obviously.

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Hold my hand

I am planning the visit to see e. The accommodation is booked, a sweet apartment not far from him. I am looking at flights, and I am freaking out. I am going ahead, but I am freaking out.

I send him an email.

I do worry that we will not have things to talk about, despite having things to talk about so far, we have not talked about much of things. I would like for our emails to cover other topics (you know, other than the whole sex thing I have going on, which I am enjoying immensely), but I

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Sexual violence: Audio reading

I have done an audio reading before, and kept intending to do more and just never got around to it.

Given I just wrote about reading this one as a bedtime story, I thought I would record it (see how that works? I am triple-dipping on that post!! This is what pure laziness looks like, people!).

If you like it and want to hear more, then encourage me with flattery and champagne (okay, fine, just flattery then!).

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Bedtime reading

At the end of our call, I have him get into bed.

I read him a bedtime story… it is a tale about a father and son, and three wishes. He quiets as I read softly to him.

When I switch to reading my post about sexual violence half way through, I am not sure if he is still awake.

I hear him shift as soon as he notices the change, he moans softly as I whisper the first sentence into his ear.

I read on, muted sounds from him, hot and quiet murmurs, expressive inarticulate whimpers, making my stomach … Continue Reading

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What IS that in your pocket?

I have posted one of aussieBum’s clips previously because they do an excellent line in gratuitous yumminess and unapologetic objectification of the men in it.

And this one, well, it is simply and fabulously hilarious… and plus… Santa hats!

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