… and you found… me!

I get stats about what goes on here with my blog, of course, and I can see what people entered into search engines to find my blog.

These are my picks for ‘most disappointed searchers who ended up on my blog’:

1. “i want to be fuck until my cunt sore”

2. “domme grandma”

3. “hot pics domme fuck two men latex pics”

4. “january invite christmas party”

5. “touched by a unicorn dream definition”

I’m sorry about that, folks, especially you, number 5, sweet unicorn-dreaming person…

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Wanted! Talented Web designer+

My blog has grown up and is moving out of home… Soon it will get a job, find a relationship and never have time to visit.

I now have my own domain (yes yes, mine mine mine… power hungry… taking over the world… bald cat… bwuhahahhaha…etc!).

What that means, though, is that I will no longer have this lovely bloggery blog template and design and setup that makes it pretty and makes actual blogging really easy. It means I need a Web designer who knows what they are doing to put together the new Web site with me.

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Chocolate fountain

THIS is what twitter is for… silly, random, irrelevant snippets like this…

I am overseas, staying in a very plush hotel. At breakfast I dipped tiny little donut things into an orange-chocolate fondue fountain!!

*happy sigh*

I am going to have to sign up for twitter… moment by moment idiocy may be my true calling…

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New toy!

No no… not *that* kind… *this* kind…

Anyone want to come for a ride? I’m an excellent driver… of course I don’t have my underwear…

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House guest

He makes me fresh fruit and vegetable juice in the morning with apples, oranges, celery, zuchinni, beetroot, carrot, pear, ginger…

He cooks fabulous dinners with fresh ingredients… bœuf bourguignon, home made pizza, lamb shanks in red wine, cauliflower and asparagus soup…

He takes out the garbage, puts the bins out on the curb, takes them back in.

He offers chauffeuring… lifts to work, pick up from the train station, errands.

He entertains my sister when I really can’t face it.

He does the shopping, going to the farmer’s market before I am awake, the house is filled with fresh, crispy, … Continue Reading

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Am not!

I got on the phone recently with a wonderful submissive who I have been corresponding with for a long long time.

Apparently, I am ‘bubbly’.

Bah!

I won’t stand for it, I tell you!!

*pout stamp*

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Pimp my blog

I shouldn’t care, really, and I am sure there are a gazillion lists like this out there in the blogosphere, but I stumbled across an annual ‘Top 100 Sex Blogs’ nominations list while skiving off from work doing important research.

Like a child who sees a lollipop at the checkout and causes a scene, I *want*!!!

Now I know that you, dear readers, have not nominated me because you just didn’t know about it… right? RIGHT?

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