Happy birthday to me!
My traditional birthday nude is turning more into ‘something I label as nude, but clearly isn’t’.
But it’s my party and I’ll cliché-fake-nude if I want to!
Wish me happy birthday, or at least click the little ‘Likes’ star so I feel loved.
And send champagne. I obviously shouldn’t have to get my own on my birthday!… Continue Reading
Since I didn’t quite manage the traditional birthday nude this year, I’m posting an ‘end-of-year’ nude.
This is NOT the start of a new tradition that will go down the path of an eventual ‘blogful o’ nudes’!
It’s more an ego-driven “Aw hell, these weren’t done in time to make the ‘birthday nude’ date, and I love some of these shots!” thing.
Happy new year, dear readers! May 2014 bring you so much happiness and joy that you just don’t know what to do with yourselves.… Continue Reading
Dear world,
It’s my birthday.
In honour of this momentous occasion, and as tradition dictates, I am sharing yet another photo of me where the majority of the pixels are bare skin*. See me glorying in your cancerous sunlight yet again!
Please send presents.
Sincerely, Ferns
Hit the ‘Likes’ star. Yes that one just down there. It’s my birthday, so you have to do what I say.
Also leave a sweet comment. Go on!
Did I mention that it’s my birthday?
* Since I get asked this every time I post one of these photos: Yes, of course that’s … Continue Reading
Far be it from me to break from the annual tradition of gratuitous birthday nudity.
My gift to you.
As always, presents, good wishes, over-the-top-flattery… all most welcome! I mean, it’s my BIRTHDAY!
** Edited to add: In response to some questions, yes, that’s a photo of me.… Continue Reading
And yet, even though it’s *my* birthday, I am giving *you* a gift… that’s two years in a row! My nudity is now officially an annual event!
And yes, it’s really me (I know at least one of you was going to ask!). The photo was taken on the rocky headland of one of the gorgeous beaches here.
Happy birthday wishes, presents, singing, cake, champagne, sweetness, ego petting and other goodies welcome…!… Continue Reading
I wore it especially for today…
It is International Femdom Day, and Ridley Scott is documenting the day just for me. People of the world are good to me…
Presents? Of course you may send presents!! Silly question.
Happy birthday to me.… Continue Reading