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The asked-for-cock-shot is the holy grail of cock shots, the zenith, the pinnacle, rare & precious
The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing… and so it goes…
What you actually have to do involves unicorn sweat, fairy dust, rat poison & a hairless goat
We’re not at a union negotiating table here…
I am a cock shot repellent. If only I could bottle it!
…my wanking is an absolute single minded pursuit. Kudos to masturbation-multi-taskers.
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I thought we had decided it was unicorn dust, fairy sweat, a hairless rat, and goat poison?!?
Honestly, Ferns. You need to make sure I get these memos.
WTF am I supposed to do with all these goats?
Sorry about that. I had my people memo your people. Honestly, you can’t get good help!!
As for the goats… well… you HAVE the goat poison…
Ferns
Ah. It’s fine. I understand.
I’ll just add “memo minions” to my list of open minion positions…
“The asked-for-cock-shot is the holy grail of cock shots, the zenith, the pinnacle, rare & precious”
This is a good point, if the fellows who are so keen to show off their penis would go through the effort of building a relationship first they might find that some women will request (or even demand) a cock shot eventually.
Exactly!!
Now send me a cock shot!! Stat!
Ferns
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Smart arse!
Ferns