I get stats about what goes on here with my blog, of course, and I can see what people entered into search engines to find my blog.
These are my picks for ‘most disappointed searchers who ended up on my blog’:
1. “i want to be fuck until my cunt sore”
2. “domme grandma”
3. “hot pics domme fuck two men latex pics”
4. “january invite christmas party”
5. “touched by a unicorn dream definition”
I’m sorry about that, folks, especially you, number 5, sweet unicorn-dreaming person…
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lol How the hell do you get linked to a unicorn ? and could you put me in touch with 1 and 2 if they are cute. I'm not technically a granny but I can fake it
Coug
Haha I love the random search terms that come up. One of my favourites on my blog is “its my turn now” (an alarming number of people have got there using that term)… hmm maybe it's some weird thing we switches say without realising!
I'm pretty sure the grandma domme one must be the result of all of the banter you and Coug have!
Jx
I just had to try “january invite christmas party” to see what happens …
… And YES, YES, … There you are!!! I was not the least bit disappointed.
“domme grandma” – wtf?
I knew you were hiding a unicorn somewhere!
Coug the Curious: “How the hell do you get linked to a unicorn ?”
*~shrug~* I can only assume unicorn dreams are really about female domination… makes sense when you think about it… mythical, beautiful creatures with horns sticking out of their heads… Sounds about right.
Ferns
J: “Haha I love the random search terms that come up.”
Me too! Very amusing.
“I'm pretty sure the grandma domme one must be the result of all of the banter you and Coug have!”
Women bantering = grandma? Oh god!!
Hey, you kids!!! Get off my lawn!!!
Ferns
slapshot: “I just had to try “january invite christmas party” to see what happens … … And YES, YES, … There you are!!! I was not the least bit disappointed.”
Ha! There I am!! For that, you get an invite to my Christmas party.. it's in January you know!
Ferns
Secretive Slave: “domme grandma” – wtf?”
I know!!!
“I knew you were hiding a unicorn somewhere!”
*sheepish look* He followed me home, what was I gonna do?!
Ferns
Hang on here….. Unicorns are only capable of being led by a virgin……………SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO …………. Either this whole Blog is a lie or….. The folklore is wrong and we all know that can't be.
Coug
P.S. You never said if they were cute
2. “domme grandma”
Dont' laugh. Just a few weeks ago I discovered search terms “gilf” led to some, umm… intriguing sites.
The lesson here is not to forget Rule 34.
Coug: “Hang on here….. Unicorns are only capable of being led by a virgin…”
Heh… I challenge you to find anything written here that proves I am NOT a virgin… *virginal smile*
“P.S. You never said if they were cute”
Now Cougs… we have had discussions about technology before… I can't actually SEE the people who read my blog on this computer thingie…
Ferns
Tom Allen: “…I discovered search terms “gilf” led to some, umm… intriguing sites… The lesson here is not to forget Rule 34.”
GILF… nice. I had to go and look up rule 34… and yet and yet… that's beside the point.
Why did it lead them HERE?
I shall pull the tartan blanket over my knees, gum my food and contemplate the… HEY YOU KIDS!! I SAID GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Ferns
I've long given up trying to figure why terms like “latex diaper” or “Borg fetish” or “mature leather” lead to my own blog
Now I just try to enjoy the ride.
And I can't believe that you didn't know about Rule 34. Next time you've got no inspiration to write, try Googling on Rule 34 Exceptions.
Err… then again, maybe not.
> “touched by a unicorn dream definition”
:D
Heh: right?!
I’m so bummed that google doesn’t show all the searches any more. It used to be very amusing.
Ferns