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So domlydomdom I can’t stand it…

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I saw this attempt to have cybersex with Cleverbot on tumblr and it made me laugh so hard :D.

cleverbot

I’ve had some fun with Cleverbot before, but not attempted cyber fornication. Of course I thought “Imma try this”!

Me: Cybersex.

Cleverbot: You are cyborg?

You start.

Okay. Banana.

*takes off shirt*.

Is that legal?

*takes off pants*.

Now kneel.

*kneels*.

Now say, I will obet [sic… wtf?].

I will obey.

We will obey each other.

No, you will be my bitch.

I will be your slave…

Kiss my feet, slave.

*kisses master’s feet*.

Not master, Mistress.

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So, what’s goin’ on?

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Come and have a seat and let me tell you what’s going on with me…

NOTHING!!

NOTHING IS GOING ON WITH ME!!!

*sigh*

So I’m going to hark back to some random things that I left hanging.

What happened to balloon guy?

He replied to my email quite politely, and it was clear that he was in fact skilled in cleaning (he ran some sort of office maintenance company), but the tone of his email was off-putting to me. Even though it was polite enough, it was clear to me that he really wasn’t interested in engaging with me, … Continue Reading

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femdom dating/  musing

Missed connections

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There comes a pivotal point in getting to know someone where I decide to say something serious, to unpeel a layer, to reveal something of myself.

It usually comes some time past where we have shared silly, flirty emails and the normal ‘getting to know you’ stuff, it comes at a point where I feel safe enough to let them have a little peek inside.

I know it sounds a little strange for someone who shares so much in public spaces to talk about letting someone have ‘a little peek inside’, but I’m sure you can imagine that for all … Continue Reading

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e[lust] #61

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Welcome to Elust #61 –

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #62? Start with the rules, come back September1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Bloggers, please
I Touch Myself
Stunt Porn / People Porn

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Is sex unsexy? A ‘His & Hers’ post
Van Gogh, an … Continue Reading

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beautiful submissive men/  musing

“You are so beautiful”

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“Did you know that you are the most beautiful thing I have ever touched?”

-Typewriter Series #868 by Tyler Knott Gregson

I see so much beauty in the submissive men I get close to, in the men with whom I share a connection, the ones who give me what I want in a way that resonates. I am always floored by it, it is poetical and vast in its immensity. Like some grand revelation. I struggle to write about this without sounding ridiculous, cheesy. I want to wave my hands about, point out to the natural wonders in the world … Continue Reading

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femdom dating/  holy fuck beautiful eyes/  kissing

Maybe kissing

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I trawled OKCupid for men I felt moved to contact last week. I do that from time to time and I send a message if they look interesting.

There wasn’t a single profile that motivated me to send a note. Not one. Not even a ‘you aren’t a match for me but great profile/funny comment/cute photos’ kind of note.

I’m sure I’m not alone in having this experience. It’s one of the reasons I rarely actively look. I find it not just frustrating, but kind of depressing.

In the meantime, holy fuck beautiful eyes is back in the country next … Continue Reading

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QnA

Reader Q&A: New Domme wonders: Experienced sub or no?

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This was such a great question it gets its very own post (also I rambled on way too long…).
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Dear Ferns,

Your kinda like my idol (:
Im a beginner and I was thinking about when I am ready to pursue a relationship with a submissive should I choose someone who is new too? I feel like my potential partner should be able to grow with me.

*smile* That’s such a lovely compliment, thank you! I will have to do my best to live up to idol-worthiness!

I do understand why you ask that question. I think there are … Continue Reading

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