** I received the incoming email that solicted this response on CollarMe, where the sender’s profile picture is automatically included with any email they send. This sender’s profile picture was of his arsehole pointed at the camera (eeeuuww!).
Hello subboywhoever,
Thank you for your email and I do hate to be negative, but receiving your arse in my inbox does not endear you to me. I don’t know you, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR ARSE?!!!
I know, I know, you are going to say: “But but… Ferns, I am not showing *you* my arse, I am just showing … Continue Reading